Here are the "Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is A Wizard" pickup lines from a previous Latenight with David Letterman show. Let this be your warning now -- DarkMark rates the below content PG-13, you may find some quotes offensive or disturbing. DarkMark will not be held responsible for any offensive terms, considering we did NOT write them. Enjoy the laughs!

10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His homework ate the dog
1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

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