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Here is a list of possible Harry Potter book titles compiled from Cambridgeshire, that were definately rejected. We've also added in a few of our own submitted by fans:
Harry Potter And The Post Pubescent Temper Tantrum
Harry Potter And The Royal Mail Strike
Harry Potter And The Strange Disappearance Of The Film Reviewer
Harry Potter And The Gringott’s Bank Job
Harry Potter And The Over-Hyped Film
Harry Potter And The Clever Marketing Campaign
Harry Potter And The Never Ending Stream Of Merchandise
Harry Potter And The Spinning Grave Of Tolkien
Harry Potter And The Long Lost Father - Mr. D Vader
Harry Potter - It’s SO Unfair!
Harry Potter Solves Manchester United Defence Problem
Harry Potter Repairs The Ozone Layer
Harry Potter And The Raising Of The Titanic
Harry Potter And The Ratings War
Harry Potter And The Magic Mushrooms
Harry Potter And The Screaming Heebeegeeebees
Harry Potter And The Lurve Potion No. 9
Harry Potter And The Dragon’s Breath
Harry Potter Scores a Hat Trick and wins the World Cup for England
Harry Potter And The Broom of Doom
Harry Potter And The Mysteries of Windows 2000
Harry Potter Solves Third World Debt
Harry Potter And The Enchanted Cheesegrater
Harry Potter Launches His Own Cook-in-Sauce
Harry Potter And The Freak Broom Handle Accident
Harry Potter And The Goblin’ Teasmade
Fan-Submitted Rejected Titles
Ron Weasley and That Kid With The Scar by Heather
Harry Potter and the Ugly Wizard by Tuffy1275
Harry Potter Takes A Trip to the Moon by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter and the Terrible Shock He Receives When Hermione Granger Finally Gets Credit For Saving The Day by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter, In All 500 Pages Of This Book, Is Not Once In Mortal Peril by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Does Not Win The Quidditch Cup by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Becomes Rabid and Foams At The Mouth by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Misplaces His Brain by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Eats His Children by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Gets Jabbed With A Toothpick And Eaten By Madame Maxime As An Appetizerby LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Murders My French Teacher by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Has A Book Named After Him and You Don't, Neener Neener Neener by LeeBeeThree
Harry Potter Learns Ron and Hermione's Birthdays by LeeBeeThree
No One Cares About Harry Potter Anymore, And Harry Likes It This Way by LeeBeeThree
Will The Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up? by Irene
Breakfast at Harry's by Irene
Harry Chang and the Feminist Wife by Irene
Harry Potter Reads the Harry Potter Book Series by Irene
Colin Creevey: I Stalked Harry Potter by Irene
I Stalked JK Rowling: A Fan's Story by Irene
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey by Irene
Harry's Potted and the Philosopher's Stoned by Vivron
Harry Potter Falls Into Concussion After Draco Malfoy Asks Hermione Granger To Marry Him by Vivron
Ron Weasley Murdered Draco Malfoy After He Asked Hermione Granger To Marry Him by Frederick Black
Hermione Granger Fails the Sixth Year But Crabbe and Goyle Pass by Frederick Black
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Parents of 18 by Frederick Black
Harry Potter and Hedwig's Overdue Vet Bill by Frederick Black
Harry Potter's First and Last Kiss - The Dementor by Frederick Black
Sirius Black and Severus Snape; the Best of Friends by Frederick Black
Harry Potter and Severus Unite To Save House Elf Protection and Rights by Frederick Black
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Is Jealous of You But Always Keeps His Mouth Shut and I Don't Think You Are Treating This Talented Kid With Enough Respect, He Already Has To Put Up With His Brothers [Frederick Black]
Harry Potter Finally Discovers the Rare Contact Lense by Frederick Black
Harry Potter Develops His Own Line of Hairspray by Frederick Black
Sirius Black's Long Lost Love: Minerva McGonagall by Frederick Black
Sybil Trelawney, Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil; Siamese Triplets by Frederick Black
Harry Potter Faced With Separation From His Best Friend Ron Weasley Because Ron Earlier Killed Malfoy, He Is Now In Azkaban Going Mad (Ron Not Harry) by Frederick Black
Harry Potter and the Unnecessary Long Stupid Predictable Idiodic Stream Of A Title by Tiger8711
Harry Potter and the Normal Year at Hogwarts by Becca
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; Friends 'til the End by Becca
Hermione Granger and the Mystery of the Lost Homework Assignment by Becca
Harry Potter; Behind the Scar by Becca
Harry Potter is Kicked Off the Quidditch Team when he fails to Catch the Snitch by Becca
Harry Potter Faints when Snape Compliments his Work by Becca
Hedgwig Falls in Love by Becca
Harry Potter dies and No One Cares by Toaster
Harry Potter and the Golden Toilet Seat by Toaster
Harry Potter and the fart of fire by Daniella
Harry Potter murders Malfoy for asking Ginny Weasley to marry him by Swimmer
Lord Voldemort kills Harry Potter end takes over the world by Swimmer
Harry Potter and the average female teenage fan named Flurpanadaerofnatastegrjcka by Jane
Harry Potter and Brain Dead Masses by Joe Black
Harry Potters home-made cure for constipation by Joe Black
Harry Potter and the electric fence by Nick
harry Potter and hermione finnaly hook up by Nick
harry potter is killed by Nick
harry potter and the obbsesive write who won't let go by Nick
Lord Voldemort: The man who failed to kill the Potter brat. Seven times! by Donaldson
Harry Potter and the trip to Chuch E Cheeze by Carrie
Harry Potter and the Pimple of Doom by Punkeh
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort BFF: The Musical By Emme
Harry Potter and All the Trees are Dead By BreeBree
Harry Potter and the Deadly Water Bottle Struggle By Punkrockgrl
hermione granger marries draco malfoy and luna lovegood catches the bouquet By Clyde
Harry potter and the new potions master named professor micheal jackson.by victor krum
Harry potter and "manly" urges. by victor krum
Harry potter and
His imaginary friend. by victor krum
Harry potter and voldemort go s
Hopping together. by victor krum
Harry potter wakes up and realizes t
Hat it all was a dream. by victor krum
Harry potter, ron weasley, and
Hermione granger, enemys till the end. by victor krum
Harry potter brus
Hes
His teeth and we care why? by victor krum
Harry potter goes to voldemorts sleepover and do each others toenails. by victor krum
Harry potter crossdresses. by victor krum
Harry potter and the attack of the chicken. by victor krum
Harry potter loses Hermione to malfoy. keletuttle
Harry potter and the long book book about his life written by a crazed fan. keletuttle
Harry Potter and the school year of doom!!!keletuttle
Harry potter and the teacher from goo lagoon.keletuttle
Harry potter meets spongebob sqarepantskeletuttle
Harry potter and the cartoon show written all about him by another crazed fan.keletuttle
Harry Potter eats Hedwig after crash landing broom near Albania Nick Hilton
Sirius Black and the killer draperyNick Hilton
Harry Potter gets expelled from Hogwarts for using girls toiletNick Hilton
Harry Potter accidentally kills Hermione with a silencing spellNick Hilton
Harry Potter and Voldemort, k.o.round 3Nick Hilton
Harry Potter and the vanishing scarNick Hilton
Harry Potter looks a total prat w
Hen they reveal it was all just an April FoolsNick Hilton
The Love Life of Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger by Bailey
Harry and the Snogging Friends by Bailey
Harry Potter Uses Muggle Devices and Discovers Dark Mark.com! By Bea
Harry Potter and the Really Long List of Rejected Book Titles. by Rufus
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